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My interests are:
Guitar playing.

this is how many ppl that have gotten lost and came here by accident

Welcome to my ugly homepage!

Doesn't it just suck??!?

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I play guitar, if you haven't noticed. This is what my guitar looks like, but this is the revised edition. Mine has a white pickgaurd, maple neck and headstock, and is left-handed. Guitar Copyright Ibanez/Hoshino USA, all rights reserved. Background was made by stupid ol' me who has too much time on his computer, but thats all about to change and stuff, hey pooky!:). but anyways. if you ppl don't figure it out, the pictures are in the section when you click on Cartman. yes, i hav cartman cuz i'm a big stupid ugly fatass moron, too. yes, all laugh at me. and yes, i like pokemon, call me gay all you want. i don't care. XŢ thhppppptttt! The loveliness you are listening to is Canon in D by Pachelbel. i likes it, so itz here. if you don't like it, blah on you.

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Isn't this the coolest guitar you've ever seen??!