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2683 N. Halsted | Chicago, IL | 60610
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the king of the 8 string
A Charlie Hunter Article
that I wrote in 1997

fishman's gut
A Jazz Mandolin Project "Tour de Flux" article
that I wrote

I've stopped making effort on this page, now that I've got an actual domain of my own. It's all about www.aliveone.com now...

Hi there. Thanks for dropping by.

In case you missed it above, my tapelist has moved, and so has my CD-R list are all housed at www.aliveone.comfor your perusal and trading potential...

My Phish portion got too big, so I moved it to its own page.

Don't want to check out only Phish stuff?

Check out my page on the Sports Jungle.
Included in this page is the hilarious review of The Last Word Launch Party at the All Star Cafe on July 28, 1998.


Want to see me hard at work, back when I used to consult for THE MAN? See, I used to work for this nice little Employee Benefits Consulting Firm named Kwasha Lipton. Then we got swallowed by corporate giant Coopers & Lybrand. Then, there was another take over by an even bigger, even more conservative corporate behemoth, Price Waterhouse. Now, it's PriceWaterhouseCoopers, and guess what, I QUIT!. Don't know exactly what the future will hold, but it will be less corporate. Check in here to see what it is, when I figure it out. Regardless of what my new endeavor is, it won't require me to read memos with phrases like: "Recognizing the importance of building off the synergies that cross service lines and the need for intense focus on integration, we have also established clusters of closely linked services and appointed leaders to help ensure these synergies are achieved." [Insert vomiting noise here]
Nor will it entail reading this kind of crap:
"We must be number one in technology, info/comm and entertainment if we are to achieve and sustain true breakaway status as Price Waterhouse Coopers." Yeah, good one. But upon quitting, I am slightly bummed out that I will no longer have access to the:
New Moms' Corporate Lactation Program:
New mothers often face a dilemma when they return to work: how to continue breastfeeding their infants while meeting their workplace responsibilities. For new mothers at PwC who wish to continue to breastfeed after returning to work, our New Moms' Corporate Lactation Program offers:
  • Prenatal education
  • Maternity leave support
  • Return-to-work consultation
  • Continued access to a lactation consultant
  • Electric breastpump (with a $50 co-payment)
  • "Mothers' Room" Pilot Program (limited locations at this time)


Or, if you too hate Corporate America, then take a look at the albums that most influenced me while growing up in and around scenic East Brunswick , New Jersey .

It's the Home of the Bear, in case you didn't know.


Feel free to email me at:

tedthehead@4114.org or
tkartzman@hotmail.com


Links to other sites I support and endorse on the Web

The homepage of my web savvy little bro, Ben K.
The framework for the music magazine that Ben and I will put together when we get some time.
Jack's Day Job, running the show at Eonline.com
My page devoted to Chicago's best music and sprits house, Aliveone
Superlegend Nate Mordo's Web Development Services
Ledge On the Edge, Creative and Production Consultants
Go see the homepage of the Sports Jungle, Jim Rome's hilarious sports talk radio show
The Phenomenal Power of 4114, and the adventures of it's former inhabitants and cronies
Jason Seiden-aided JAMtv.com
Moshe's website devoted to magic of The Slip, a great Boston-based band.

© 1998 Ted Kartzman

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