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From top to bottom,
left to right: Ryan Hicaro,
Jericho Chua, Paul Yap
, Grady
Palao (dark green shirt), and then
yours truly
(yellow shirt),
Karl (Polo
shirt), Ryan Toh, Alzena Jim, Jesusa
Ong, Larissa Hao Chin, and lastly but
certainly not the least, Veronica Lato (ain't she cute?=) Click on the pic
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Funny Note:
There are 7 members of DBMC
here!
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THE DAILY DOSES
THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
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(: LAUGH-A-DAY :)
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RANDOM
MESSAGES TO RANDOM PEOPLE
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"You
can take better care of your secret than another can."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy,
don't disclose it to your friend."
--Solomon Ibn Gabirol
"You have reached the pinnacle of
success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments
or publicity."
--Dr. O. A. Battista
"The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that
feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding
yourself." --Thomas
Szasz
"To change and to improve are two
different things."
--German proverb
"Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about
having children. Life is the other way around."
--David Lodge
"The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that
one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't."
--Henry Ward Beecher
Check
out previous thoughts for the day...
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May isang
babaeng maliit ang boobs ang nagpunta sa department store para
bumili ng bra.
"Miss, meron ba kayong bra na size
nito?" tanong ng babae sa counter girl sabay
pakita ng kanyang boobs.
"Miss, sa Young Miss section kayo
magpunta," turo ng salesgirl.
Nagpunta siya sa Young Miss section
at inulit niya ang tanong niya sabay pakita rin ng kanyang boobs.
"Wala po rito, sumubok po kayo sa
Junior section," sabi ng salesgirl doon.
Punta naman siya sa Junior section at
tinanong ang malditang salesgirl kung mayroon silang bra sa size
ng boobs niya sabay pakita.
"Ay, may drugstore po sa labas, doon
kayo bumili ng plaster para sa pigsa n'yo," sabi
ng malditang salesgirl.
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Tatay na Mayabang :
Ako'y tunay na natutuwa sa aking panganay na lalaki. Nagtapos
ng Business Administration sa UP at mayroong MBA galing sa
Harvard. Ngayon, e Presidente siya ng isang malaking Corporasyon.
Sa yaman niya, e, binigyan niya ng isang Mercedes at isang BMW
yung isang kaibigan niya.
Tatay na Mayabang Rin: Ako'y galak
na galak sa bunso kong lalaki. Nagtapos ng Medicina sa UP-PGH at
nag Residency sa Sloan Kettering. Ngayon, e Director for Research
siya at kandidato para sa Nobel Prize. Mayaman din siya. Biro mo,
yung isang kaibigan e binigyan niya ng apartment sa 5th Avenue sa
Manhattan.
Tatay na Nahihiya: Ako'y medyo
disappointed dito sa kaisaisa kong lalaki. Nangyari pa e bakla at
binabae. Hindi bale nang malandi, e kung sino-sino pang lalaki ang
mga kinkasama. Hairdresser siya pero mukha namang mahusay makisama.
Yung kaniyang BMW at Mercedes, at yung tinitirhan niyang apartment
sa 5th Avenue e bigay lahat ng mga "boypren" niya.
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If one day you feel like
crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I
can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I
don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you.
If one day you don't want to listen to anybody, call me. I
promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you call me and there is no answer, come see me
- fast.
Perhaps I need you.
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I never realized how important you were to me until you hated
me.
I never realized that you were more special to me than her
until I lost both of you at the same time.
Now we're okay. But you loathe me. You are affected by what
they say. Sad as it may be, I have to accept the fact that maybe,
God is just teaching me to be independent. But, hell, I want to
tell you how much I really really miss you.
I cannot fall in love with you. I cannot; I cannot; I
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THE VOICE BOX ONLINE
Version 8.10
Before anything, a recap on the May 17 edition of TVB Online:
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May's a special month for this writer and before anything else, I
would like to thank the following people for being thoughtful enough to drop by
my cellphone that fateful Monday: Eunice, Hazel G., Lato, Jericho, Ryan, Kate,
Jaquenette, Jo and Doa. Thanks also to the following: Gretchen, Cheryl,
Hazel L., Jansen, Bea, and Cath. Yes, it's during these times you get to know your real friends.
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Welcome people to another update from yours truly. It's time once again for
another welcome parade from yours truly. Here I am writing for my loyal visitors
(if there are any) a day before the Chinese History periodical test. Yahoo!
Isang araw na lang, tapos na ang first quarter! Never mind my poor grades, I
don't care! :)
I really have nothing to say unlike the previous edition when I let out a
steam out of my deep anger. Too bad there are many things that happened after
that -- all personal, therefore, I'm not saying anything of course. But what the
heck, I won't be henpecked anyway.
So, I won't say anymore dumb stuffs and go straight to my random thoughts and
one-liners.
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Damn those people who can't live their own life. |
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Doesn't mean that two people of opposite sex are together
that they are a couple already. I guess all people has some showbiz
personality, don't you think? |
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Jewel so cute, jewel so kind, jewel so easy to lose. |
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When I have this kind of mood, it's those times that I
feel like I want to kill somebody. |
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I was just joking. |
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Or maybe I weren't. |
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Judge for yourself. |
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When you find yourself falling for you best friend, I
have one advice for you: If you want her to remain as such, DON'T. |
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Learn from experience. But sometimes, one can't help
it but fall for the same mistake again. don't you think? |
 | It's hard to have somebody so special in your life. Coz
the moment she goes away, you will feel PAIN! |
 | Don't care for a person too much. |
 | Don't expect anything. |
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The most painful person to lose is not your
<3, but your best friend. Believe me when I say this.
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Anyways, that's all for today and I'll update again soon.
Don't miss to log on to #judenites2002 especially Wednesdays and
Saturdays, or whenever there's no classes the day after.
My nick is either webmaster or WeB333a
or `u!|\7e.
Adios people, and remember: Old friends are gold and jealousy is
the root cause of all kinds of evil! See you folks!
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