Non Practicing Lesbians


(This idea came from my good friend, Nicole. She got the idea from Non-Practicing Catholics. Those who claim to be Catholic, but don't do any of the Catholic things...)
(However Kim emailed me and told me she has an NPL page too! We both had this idea! How weird! Anyway, her page is way more involved, so check it out here. She's even copyrighted the name!)

Ok, now I've said for a long time that I wish I could be a lesbian because men confuse me and piss me off. I've always known that I am, however, painfully straight. With Nicole's insight, I realized that I'm just a Non-Practicing Lesbian! Or at least I will be until being heterosexual is worthwhile. There are so many heterosexuals, I know it *has* to be worthwhile. But I'm still waiting for it to be worthwhile for me. Most of the time it's just a big let down... *sigh*

If men confuse and annoy you and you're still waiting too, then join us. Email me and tell me you want to be an NPL! (And I don't really see why men couldn't be part of this too. Many of them are still waiting too.)

Non-Practicing Lesbians Club

Nicole
Viktrola
Mel
Kim
Trisha
Sammi
Chelle
Dymphna
Tiki
Eunice and Jen
Prajna


Join the NPLs! It's fun!
You can link to this page easily! Just copy and paste this code! Easier than bitching about a bad relationship!

<A HREF="/SunsetStrip/Frontrow/1814/npl.html" TARGET="_top">
<IMG SRC="/SunsetStrip/Frontrow/1814/NPLbanner.jpg" ALT="Join the NPLs!
It's fun!" ALIGN="BOTTOM" BORDER="0"NATURALSIZEFLAG="3"></A>

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