WELCOME

to Jack's webpage. This site contains random stuff and wierd things. This webpage may not be suitable for those under 5'8".
May contain peanuts. This product is known to the state of California to cause cancer in rats. Do not puncture or incinerate.
Store at room temperature. Visitors to this site may be considered cursed according to Catholic dogma. Toy does not actually fly.
Webpage may be closer than it appears. Bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. This side up. Return to sender. Lather, rinse, repeat.