Hi there! I see you've stumbled upon my little page. Obviously, you seek information, or maybe you just want pictures. Either way, I've made it so easy for you to learn everything you've ever wanted to know...and MORE! I started this in 1997 as a project to deter boredom, and it's blossomed into something I had never imagined. I am constantly editing and updating, so you never know what you'll find. Take your time and soak in every detail- there will be a test.
To make things even easier I've added this part to let y'all know when something has been added or updated, so all you have to do is scroll to the left and click a link. Try and tell me I don't rock, I dare you.
Quotes page updated 8/4/04
Journal updated 8/8/04
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