Welcome, comrades, to the United Socialist States of America. (U.S.S.A.)
Today, we elected our first socialist President, Barack Obama. Our freedoms will slowly start to go away, our taxes will go up, and our wealth will be re-distributed all in the name of fairness. He will pull our troops immediately from Iraq and all the sacrifices of our brave soldiers will have been in vain as the enemy will fill in the void left by our departure. It is unknown exactly when our right to own firearms will be taken from us, nor is it known when the re-education camps will open. The taking away of the right to own firearms will have to procede the re-education camps because it will be easier for comrade leader Obama to take us capitalists to the gulags he will build for us. I hope to continue my Conservatism in Exile... Pray they don't find me. I guess Khrushchev knew what he was talking about when he said he'd take us without firing a shot. The Communist hippies from the 1960s have finally voted in a real socialist President... Today is truely a sad day for America. If you're thinking about defecting to this country from another Communist nation like Cuba or China, don't bother...
Humor:
Al Franken and Butthead... Seperated at birth??? You decide!!!
