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Welcome to the One and Only Real Farts Page

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Welcome to the The One and Only Real Farts Page, the newest Farts Site on the Internet (probably). This page is dedicated to the enjoyment of REAL farts for all. In fact you could say this page is the starting point for those on a quest to abolish the Fake Fart and its' followers. As this is a new site and to keep it fresh I need to hear from YOU the General Farting Public. What I most need are farts (.wav's) and farting stories (either humorous or factual). As long as the flow of info is reasonable, I should be able to update the Site fairly frequently.


Choose :

• Read some Farting stories
• Sea of Waves to listen to
• Diet advice for better farts
• Mail me some farts
• Farting Links

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