CaNyOnWiDe, Corp.














MiLk MoNeY HoE BaG, C.E.O.
MiLK MoNeY SkAnK, E.X.E.




SkAnKiN aIn'T EaSy aNd We'Ve GoT tHe TeChNiQuE tO pRoVe It: here is a list of skank-quality usernames that we have found in chats... thumbsup to all of you two cent cybersluts!

carmel_lickmy
pooh69bear
PollutedPurity
da_bomb_baby
Sweet_Baby_Girl69
misssexonthebeach
horrrnychic
hotlips_17
bitchbag
RedSatinBraAndBakini
cleanshavenpus
toohotforyou
BEASTIALITY GIRL
Buxom_Wench
love_hotguys
WetNWild
sexxybabe [originality is bliss]
SiLkY
service_with_a_smile
WETTY
LongLegged


HoE of Da MoNtH: "panties"
HeR LiNe Is: "anybody wanna come and see what's inside my panties"

ThEsE HoEs GoT GaMe: here is a list of some of the dopest pickup lines used by veteran cyber whores... jot them down in case you are ever in a fudge:

hello gentlemen how are you tonite?
Any sexy guys want to tone my pancreas?
Any brown skinned fellaz in here?
Does any males have any pics :) [you know what that leads to]
a *kiss* to all the cute guys
wuz up everyone hi to all the cute guys
Does any guy wanna chat with a 14/f wisconsin blond hair hazel eyes 5'5 115lbs tan skin and long legs?? pm me
if any guyz want to do me do a pm
*kisses* to all the fine and crazy guys
if you're cute PM me
hello any guyz up fer syber
IF ANY GUYS WANT TO ASK ME ANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS, PM ME
any single african men press 123, or any white guys
hi to all you manly men
this is my Daddy's Computer, can he find out I am here and what I type?
Oversexed Female/USA here


eLiGiBLe CuStOmErS: there are tons of willing gents out there to flaunt your skankiness at... here is a list of some!

sexm69
HotHardGuy
kook_LICK
Oral_sex_guy
RoughRider
sweetlookenguy
poke
BIGtone
HARDCORESEXMASTER
quiero sex
Wannaridemystick
MrHappyPants
thicknlong
HotKinkyGuy
DOGGIESTYLE69
A_SEXI_MALE
Hard4u
wankerking
NETSPANKER
Seexxyguy_69
SEXGOD
11_inchesHARDD
Anaconda
kinky28m
mrAsS
playboy
iwannagetstiff
Bondager


FAQs AbOuT oUr SeRviCe

MiLkMoNeY HoE BaG's HoMePaGe :)

MiLkMoNeY SkAnK's HoMePaGe :)

cOoL cHiCk'S hOmEpAgE 8)

cOoL cHiCk'S BiO

cLiCk HeRe To SeE rEaL LiFe CyBeRsEx

ThA rEsT oF dA cReW

NoTe: all information on this site has been retrieved from general chat areas and is not fabricated. This is the real thing!



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The makers of this webpage are in no way affiliated with the activities of monitor licking. In fact, we are so against cybersex that we set up this mockfull satire of a page in order to ridicule the mouse-carressing losers of cyberspace. Have a nice day. :)