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Welcome Ya'll! To Fairbanks, 'Laska. This here is Jim Bob, I've known him for Th-err-ty years now. Give or take a winter. And them over yonder? Thats Mary Jane, and Atupik. They ain't from around these here parts, so I've only known them for round 'bout, ::rubs chin:: I'd have to guess 5 years now. They're from "Outside", ::tilts head closer to you:: If ya know what I mean. ::gives knowing look and a small nod::