People do strange things when they're bored. My personnel favorite is masturbation; however I am beginning to think this is no way to spend eight hours a day. My obsession with 'dancing the five knuckle shuffle' has began to put real pressure on my relationships and career (i.e, I have neither). So I have begun the task of looking for something to do other then laying in bed 'saluting my commander-in-chief'. However I feel I shouldn't be running before I've learned to limp. So to this effect, I've have decided I will only be attempting tasks I can complete one handed, leaving my best friend 'lefty' to 'oil the gear stick' when needed. So welcome to The "WebShite". A home to all the crap that I've downloaded over the past fifty two years of the Internet. Whether its stupid video clips, strange sound files or classic roms, I've wasted my life and my phone bill in attempt to fill my 30 gig hard drive (and I'm almost there). This site contains just a small selection of these files. So updates will appear as regularly as can be typed with one hand. and for those looking for the ladiez......click here

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The End.mp3, The Long and Winding Road.mp3, Stan Bush, They Might Be Giants, Road Runner, Soccer Violence, Breakout, Tetris, Horse Ra

 

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For both our protection and yours, please be so kind as to certify, in addition to blood sample I will be collecting latter, the following: . 1. I am between 4 and 112 years of age; . 2. The material I'm viewing is for my own personal use and isn't to be viewed by miners or anyone involved in the mining industry; . 3. I am not a U.K POSTMAN or WOOLWORTH'S CHECKOUT GIRL or acting as an agent thereof, attempting to obtain any evidence for the prosecution of any individual or CORPORATION or for the purpose of entrapment and even if I was a U.K POSTMAN or WOOLWORTH'S CHECKOUT GIRL, I would be here because I am very bored and I'm hoping there may be neked ladiez on this site. . 4. I desire to receive and haven't notified the U.K POSTMAN or WOOLWORTH'S CHECKOUT GIRL to intercept any stupid material; . 5. I can stop receiving such material at any time by logging off now and not returning, provided I never turn my computer on ever again; . 6. I believe, that as an adult, I've the unalienable right to read and/or view any type of material even if it is neked pics of Vanessa Feltz; . 7. That at no time, will miners be subjected to said material of any kind unless they put down that stupid pick axe and pay up, cheap bastards; . 8. By going to the home page and/or by looking at anything on this site you are agreeing that the material contained herein is not obscene or offensive in any way nor could ever be construed to be so, nor could any sexually explicit material of any kind ever be considered obscene or offensive. You also certifying that the material presented here is not illegal or considered obscene in your street, village, community, city, state, commune, sect, cult, church group, parish, synagogue, household, Credit Card membership, Scout troop, preschool, insane asylum, province or country. If you are unsure, go ahead and continue. Just pray no one finds out. . 9. All of the above is understood and the following is true. Or none of it's true (as if you care). .
 

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