SCOTTY'S  HOMEPAGE

NOT INTENDED FOR VIEWING BY NORMAL, SANE AUDIENCES!

Last Updated: September 17, 1999

TRIUMPH SAYS:

This is the greatest website ever...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

While you're here, you might as well cruise my site -- unless you have more important things to do, like buy cheese or something!

	I could give you 27 reasons to visit my Weird Al site, but I don't feel like it right now, so just go!
	Visit the Library of Scott and read works that almost made the New York Times bestseller list...OK, so they didn't come close, but read them anyway!
	Since the Internet is such a vast and expansive universe, I've made it easy on you by putting together my List of Links to the coolest spots out there (besides here, of course!)
	Sign my guestbook and you could win 69 million dollars!
	View my guestbook. Why? Because I said so, that's why!

I can't imagine why you would want to, but if you have any questions, comments, concerns, recipies, or incoherent ramblings, E-mail me.

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