[Surgeon General's Warning: Dropping reasonably heavy objects on your head while operating heavy machinery and surfing the net may cause discomfort. Don't say we didn't warn you.]

Hello! Hola! Shalom! Aloha! Hello again! This is my web site. I know and understand this. How you came across it is another story entirely. That is beyond the realm of my understanding. But no matter. What's important is that you are here, and for the (perhaps short) time being, you are under my complete control. Well, maybe not, but I like to think so. It makes me feel powerful.

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Congratulations!! You are web surfer number to wipe out and hit my site!

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To begin with, my name's Kathryn, and, as you may or may not have deduced from the information above, my nickname's Kitty. This is not to indicate that I am a crazy sex fiend, so please spare me the hormonal e-mail. Other info about yours truly: I live in Florida. I am a mammal. I have two arms, two legs, and one head. I use it most of the time. I like to write, act, read, and generally make a menace of myself.

Oh, and I listen to
SKA:

So anyways, I know this page is kind of lame and all, but it'll get better as I learn html and have time to work on it. For now, it's short and sweet. Or maybe it's just short.

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Kitty finally gets the recognition she deserves!! (And look who she's next to!)

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Stuff on this page:

Pictures
My Poems
Other Pictures
Ska Links

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I am currently a student at the University of Pennsylvania.

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Click here to see my NEW page of pictures!!

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Quotes I like that link to OPP (other people's pages):

"Got Milk?"

-Those Dairy people

"Let us be thankful for fools-- but for them the rest of us could not succeed."

-Mark Twain

"We want... a shrubbery!"

-The knights who say "ni!"

"Now you see that evil will always triumph-- because good is dumb."

-Dark Helmet

"The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk."

-Ogden Nash

"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy."

-Rupert Everett

"I like free stuff."

-Me

"Sword of omens, give me sight beyond sight!"

-Lion-O

"Hey, why do you have a chicken on your shoe?"

-Someone talking to Jason

"There's nothing as amusing as the easily amused."

-I dunno who said that.

"In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention..."

-Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Pystyn syömään lasia. Se ei koske yhtään."

-"I can eat glass, it does not hurt me," in Finnish.

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This page is still under construction. Please excuse our mess. Thank you!

-The Management

~Kitty is a member of~

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