att's page of absolute nothingness
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att's page of absolute nothingness
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- perfect or complete or pure in extent or degree
- without conditions or limitations
- not capable of being violated or infringed
- the state of nonexistence in reality
- a place of endless possibilities in theory
It's here...forecasted to shock all viewers. Called "the site that carries the world into the 21st century," by PC World, this site truly is on the cutting edge of the future's technology. Sit back and enjoy the site, but the time limit to stay here is only 11 hours, 38 min., 33.43 sec. and then you MUST leave...
Nothingness Digest - Here's the official nothingness monthly column that you've heard about from so many places. In it I effectively criticise something elsewhere on the web and prove the importance, amazingness, and genius of nothingness.
Official quotes regarding Nothingness - Here is some fantastic quotes from famous people about this incredible webpage. They are 100% official. The media and press are hot on the trail of these quotes, and they'll be everywhere soon.
SHAGGY DOG JOKE - This is THE only joke you need to ever know! Usefull to tell on all occasions, at work, in presentations, at school, at home, on holidays, to that mean looking fellow next to you on that long plane ride! READ THE SHAGGY DOG JOKE!!!
JavaScript - Here's why JavaScript is annoying, useless, and a waste of time. A useless page really, and I really don't recommend going to it unless you're absolutely bored out of your mind. Bored out of your mind? Not likely if your at this wild site!!!
Animated Gifs - This is my little blurp about animated gif's on the web...getting better-yes, comparing to mine-certainly not!
Links - Here's some links to all the same places that absolutely everyone links to, so I decided to link to these places also. To copy, you may ask....No! I want to link to these competitive pages just to show how much better mine is! No competition whatsoever!
Resumé - I have here posted the online version of my resumé. It heavily in demand, so I'd ask that you big companies and business would restrict clicking on this over and over again to read my resume over and over again because it's just so good. Time limit: 3 hours, 19 minutes, 52 seconds per viewing.
Awards - Here's the ever-expanding, huge data collection of all the awards I've won for my ingenious site. Warning: Some young web developers may get extremely jealous and envious of these prize achievements. Don't stare too long at the awards.
Did you know that Matt's Page of Absolute Nothingness gives out an award called "Absolute Nothingness Approved" to the very best sites on the web? Well...now you know! Visit the ANA Award site today and apply for the award for your page! 
Now that you've seen my site in its entirety, you're probably have words that my page is so breathtaking and exasperating and inspiring that you just can't hold it in.....well....you're in luck! I've got a Contact Me/Comments page where you can drop me a positive line and also read what other people are saying about this site. Don't miss this opportunity to give me some well deserved credit!
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