Welcome to Layla's Page.
This page will be filled with whatever random things I feel like putting in here. If you are reading this, you probably already know me and know how random I can be, and if you don't know me, then I have no idea how the heck you found this page or why you are here, but in any case, I hope you enjoy my random page.
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." (Proverb)
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? ...Just one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
(If you don't get it, you obviously have never been in a band or known any clarinet players before.)
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? ...Four: one to change the bulb, and three others to tell him they could've done it better.
A couple of words about politics:
I don't know what to think of our world anymore. I don't pretend to know the answers, and I don't think that anyone can really tell now what is best for the long run-we can't see into the future. I think we need to tread carefully. Our world is a different place now. I don't think it does any good to try to say what would've happened "if"... the past is past, what's done is done, and I think we just need to keep Victor Frankl's advice in mind. Frankl says, "Live as if you were living for the second time and had acted as wrongly the first time as you are about to act now."
Left-handed people rule!! Some famous lefties:
- Pablo Picasso
- Ludwig van Beethoven
- Paul McCartney AND Ringo Starr!
- Benjamin Franklin
- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)
- Nelson Rockefeller
- Jim Carrey
- Kurt Cobain
- Oprah Winfrey
- Bill Gates
(Just to name a few.)