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"I must be back in London. My 'I hate humanity' index has been steadily rising these last few weeks."
-- Alasdair Watson

"My 'I hate humanity' index was scrapped. I now have a 'random grudge' rolodex. Much more fun. Spin and hate! Spin and hate!"
-- Andrew Wheeler

"Geologists now say that Peoria will fall off into Lake Michigan. Oddly enough, this won't affect land values. Or Peorians."
-- Kay Green

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
-- Zorak