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Whatcha lookin' for? Are you bored or something? Lower, lower! Helllllooooo! This space for rent.
Keep looking! GOINK! You're making me cross-eyed! POKE! Can you scratch my ear?
You need a life! Get a job! OUCH! Like my pores? You can stop touching me now.