Here's Delayne & Rich's version of the Back Street Boys' song....

"SHOW ME THE MEANING OF MACARONI"

VERSE1:
So many noodles, in a pretty jar
Can't comprehend, what they are
Their small and tan, and bent in the middle.... (and crunchy)

VERSE2:
Mac salad, and Mac & Cheese
So many dishes, containing these
Little elbows, or maybe knees.... (oh tell me)

CHORUS:
Show me the meaning of Ma-caro-nayyy
Is this a pasta, I need to know it?
Tell me why I can't explain what they are?
There's macaroni in my eye....

VERSE3:
Stove's turned on, like it always is 
Let it boil, while I take a whizz
Then I'll come back, and add the cheese... (and noodles)

VERSE4:
Garrett says "put some weenies in there"
Wild and free I can smell a dare
This ain't Tortellini, or Angel Hair (or Mostacoli)

CHORUS2:
Show me the meaning, of Ma-ca-ronayyyy
I got some free, from my friend Tony
Tell me why, I haven't seen it till now... (until nowwwwww)
Hey this one's shaped just like a cow...

VERSE5:
At the picnic, in the park
I see a container, I start to bark
What is this crap, I know it aint' carp... oh tell me

VERSE6:
Auntie May, comes walking by
Says "That's Macaroni, son, don't you cry"
Your every dish, con-tains some.... oh tell me

CHORUS:
Show me the meaning of Mac-aron-ayyy
Is this a pasta, I need to know it?
Tell me why I can't explain what they are?
Please just leave them in the jar....

OBLIGATORY FINAL CHORUS WITH MORE ZEAL:
Show me the meaning of Mac-aron-ayyy
They ain't stuffed, like Ra-vio-layyy
Tell me why I can't remeber to chew them (at all)
There's something lodged in my duodenem...