Welcome to the ATPA Homepage, where we like toilet paper!

(In Trees!)

Who We Are

We are a group of high school students from Ohio who have a passion for toilet papering, so we started our own sanctioning body of professional toilet paperers. We like to put toilet paper in people's trees. If they make us mad, we go get them. It's a very simple process, really. We don't do it often, but when we do, we are certain to make it good and worth the while! It makes quite an impression to say the least!

We will consider mergers!

Why We Enjoy It

Clinical studies have proven that toilet papering reduces stress (kinda' like petting your cat--only a little bit darker) and improves upper body strength, especially in the throwing arm. Plus, it builds endurance while running from the various law enforcement officers at three in the morning. Although, it can be slightly dangerous. Try to avoid being only halfway in the van when the driver floors it (especially if the driver is a woman)! We have experience with this. Do not try this in your own neighborhood, as we are trained professionals who spend many hours practicing.