Ah yes, welcome to K World, also known as Kristine's Beautiful, Stunning, Glorious Homepage! K world is a really friendly, happy place, so enjoy yourself! And for goodness sake sign the guestbook!! All those people have been here and the only ones who sign are people who i have told to! Anyway, thanks for coming... oh, and if you have any suggestions for this page (or if you find any mistakes... my spelling skills leave much to be desired) please let me know! Have fun!
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How to annoy a Pizza Store!
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Click Here for K World Randomness. Its very, uh, well, random. Just check it out and you will understand.
Click Here for something on a more serious (read: less incoherrent) note. Don't worry... this doesn't mean boring!
Click Here to see the webrings I belong to.
William Blake
Interested in Faeries? You can check out my other webpage dedicated to those otherkin. It is much less crazy than this page! I'm actually quite proud of it! You can sign the guestbook there too! (hint, hint)
hehehe....Feeling Brave?
or maybe you're just really bored?
ok... so here's the thing... I was going to have this cool button type thing here which would send you to a rather bizzare site on the internet (one that I find entertaining, and you might be a little afraid of). Now, this cool button type thing was going to link to a different site all the time... do you see the theory? Well, anyway, i just don't seem to have the initiative to change the link often enough. It was stuck on some jello site for like two months. My solution to this (rather than just getting it together and changing the link already) is to simply link the cool button thing to the page with the list of stange sites, and let you decide where to go. So here ya go (finally... I know i tend to ramble) The K World List of Scary Sites:
Click Here to visit my friend David's page.
Click Here to visit my friend Tansy's page.
Click Here to visit my brothers page.
Click Here to visit Christina's page.
Have you gotten all the way down here and not yet Signed my Guestbook? C'mon... don't be shy! You can scroll back up to the top of the page to see what other people have said if you need inspiration!
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