YOU CAME RIGHT TOO IT YA SONS-OF-BEACHES!!!!

So what are ya gonna do?!?!?! Stare at this splash page until your internet connection times out?!?!?!

CLICK ON SOMETHING BELOW AND GET TO WHERE THE ACTION REALLY IS HAPPENING!!!!


Click this silly basterd of a jumpin' monkey to get to my RANDOM CHAOTIC COOL PAGE for lots of COOL LINKS and THINGS TO DO and crap about me and lots pics and stuff too....and of course the HOOPIEST GUESTBOOK on the INTERNET!!!

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If you are here for the UNDERGROUND CULT HORROR VIDEOS, click on the banner below to get to the goreiest, most obscure, subversive, violent, sexploitative videos you can BUY SELL or TRADE on the internet.......





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Here is something new I've been working on. If you are a fan of HP Lovecraft, or Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, or maybe want to be, check it out...


THE CULT OF THE VIDEOMONKEY
CHIM has a MSN MYSPACE page now....check it out for blogs and pics and more recent adventures!!!


BUT WHICH EVER WAY YOU GO, BE SURE AND SIGN THE GUESTBOOKS, or wallow in your own uncoolness and banality!!!!

If you are under say the age of 18 or so, I'd not recommend clicking the above links. Not that there is the dreaded PORN or anything but there might be mature themes.
For you kiddies, I recommend this link:



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