It's an incentive to show up.
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest
commnications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you
can work with a hangover.
Employees tell management what they
think, not what management wants to hear.
It helps save on heating costs in
the winter.
It encourages carplooling.
Increase job satisfaction because if
you have a job, you don't care.
It eliminates vacations because
people would rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees took
better.
It makes the cafeteria food taste
better.
Bosses are more likely to hand out
raises when they are wasted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more
profitable.
Suddenly, burping during a meeting
isn't so embarrassing.
Employees work later since there's
no longer a need to relax at the bar.
It makes everyone more open with
their ideas.
Everyone agrees they work better
after they've had a couple of drinks.
Eliminates the need for employees to
get drunk on their lunch break.
Increases the chance of seeing your
boss naked.
It promotes foreign relations with
the former Soviet Union.
The janitor's closet will finally
have a use.
Employees no longer need coffee to
sober up.
Sitting on the copy machine will no
longer be seen as "gross".
Babbling and mumbling incoherently
will be common language.