KJT'S
PARTS ROOM

I KNOW I had one here in stock, 

I just can't find it...

Whitey Gee

 

Fleetguard Filters

Bendix Air Brakes

Dana Driveline

 

Baldwin Filters

Bulb Identification Chart

 

Eaton/Fuller Transmissions

Caterpillar Filter Finder

Eaton

The Life Of A Partsman
----------------------
I work behind the counter of a locked up partsroom door.
Sometimes I' m called a genius, Sometimes I'm called much more!
I'm just a simple Partsman, but when the job goes sick
the mechanics come to me and ask; "What makes this damn thing tick?"
I'm supposed to know the numbers, of tubes and bolts and gears,
on every product that's been made for more than 60 years!
Mind reader and Mechanic and a Labourer as well,
I'm  supposed to be an Edison, plus Alexander Bell!
But life would be a pleasure, I'd grin from ear to ear;
If the mechanic would just tell me;
The model, make and year!

 

Mechanical Philosophy

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
-- Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
-- Anthony's Law of the Workshop

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Ehrlich

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-- Lowery's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be
solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-- William's Law

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
-- Eric's Law of Retroaction

 

Vehicle Operator Condition Reports (CRY Sheets)

 From Our Mechanical Workshop:

Crysheet: "Left front tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left front tire."

Crysheet: "Cruise control will not maintain speed."
Solution: "Cruise control not installed in this vehicle."

Crysheet: "Right rear wheel seal seeping oil."
Solution: "Seepage normal."
2nd Crysheet: "Left rear wheel seal lacks normal seepage."

Crysheet: "Something loose in dashboard."
Solution: "Something tightened in dashboard."

Crysheet: "Evidence of oil leak on transmission."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Crysheet: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Crysheet: "Friction lock causes hand throttle to stick."
Solution: "That's what it's there for."

Crysheet: "Engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found under hood after brief search."


Klondike Buy & Sell, Yukon Online Photo Classifieds


Kenworth Trucks

Gates Belts and Hoses

Meritor

Some Things I Have Learned Here At The Shop

-Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it
to your regular duties.

-Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

-Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!

-If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me!

-Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

 

Whelen Lighting

Cole Hersee

Hiway Sander/Spreaders


Donaldson Filters

CR Seals

Bray Valves


Material Safety Data Sheets Online

 

Stemco

Weatherhead

Trucklite

Gunite Corp.

 

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