OK, OK so this page IS under construction, but show me a homepage on the web which isn't!

And hey! If you have problems associating with that little stick figure down there shoveling away at the heaps of shit I have to go through to get this homepage up and running, you can check out CNN for all I care...it's your loss.

See! I don't even have to time to

steal that stick figure from someone else's homepage!!