On a Sears hair dryer:
* Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
* You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
* Directions: Use like regular soap

On some Swann frozen dinners:
* Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
* Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
* Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
* Product will be hot after heating

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
* Do not iron clothes on body

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
* Do not drive car or operate machinery

On Nytol (a sleep aid):
* Warning : may cause drowsiness

On a Korean kitchen knife:
* Warning keep out of children

On a string of Chinese- made Christmas lights:
* For indoor or outdoor use only

On a Japanese food processor:
* Not to be used for other use

On Sainbury's peanuts:
* Warning : contains nuts

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
* Instructions: open packet, eat nuts