SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE
- ZERO STARS Okay, we all know this is one of those crap horror movies (not like Friday the 13th, etc, -- TRUE CRAP). From what little I can remember of this mess, a killer escapes from a mental hospital (Hey, what other hundred horror movies that copied Halloween does this sound like?). He then starts killing off stupid college kids, and wow!- there's some surprising secret about his origin which makes absolutely no sense. I've said it before, crap horror movies become true crap when 1: They don't recognize themselves for what they are, and 2: They complicate themseves with too much plot. I mean, you can hardly stand the boredom, horrible actors, and shoddy production in the first place, but confuse us? NO! Make us laugh a little, do something! A real stinky loser, even for a b film.

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