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Because they are plugged into a genius.

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?

They don't have enough time.

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

They don't stop for directions.

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MENS' BRAINS?

Because they don't have penises to put them in.

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREAST HAVE IN COMMON?

They're both intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them.

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

8. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

So they won't hump womens' legs during cocktail parties.

9. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

You always need a rough draft before the final copy.

10. WHY IS A MANS PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

11. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN?

Nobody knows, since it has never happened.

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