Goldfish are neat-o

I love goldfish
I have two goldfish who have survived 3yrs. one is a feeder goldfish I won at a music awards banquet the other is a fancy goldfish that cost .50 cents.

They are very well behaved and are always hungry

The fancy goldfish's name is Ophelia, (there is irony in this I think) the other goldfish is named Hamlet.
It's probably very wrong that I named the other fish Hamlet seeing as "Hamlet" Is a girl fish, and also because I only named her Hamlet becasue It would go well with Ophelia.

Hamlet and Ophelia took a field trip to my second grade classroom for one week and then, because I respect them, (the fish I mean) I brought them back home. It took the fish a long time to recooperate from their adventure. The kids were brutal with them, I'm surprised the poor fish's hearts survived all the "excitement"

NO CHILDREN WE DO NOT PET THE FISH!!!!!