"Greetings, my friends. ... We are all interested in the future,
for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our
lives... .... And remember my friends, future events such as these will
affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown,
the mysterious, the unexplainable, that is why you are here.
Now for the first time, we are bringing you the full story
of what happened, on that fateful day. We are giving you all
the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable
souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the
places, my friends we cannot keep this a secret any longer ... let
us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My
friends, can your hearts stand the shocking facts about
CINEMA ENEMA!!!!"