Discworld quotes

QUOTES...

These are some of my favourite quotes from the Discworld novels...if there are any good ones missing please e-mail me or sign my guestbook.

DEATH

IT WOULD BE A
BLOODY STUPID
WORLD IF PEOPLE
GOT KILLED
WITHOUT DYING,
WOULDN'T IT?

OH BUGGER.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.

YOU DRUNK I'M THINK, DON'T YOU?

I FIND THE BEST APPROACH IS TO TAKE LIFE AS IT COMES.

HAPPY HOGSWATCH. ER...OH, YES: HO. HO. HO.

RINCEWIND

"A frog magically
transformed into a
frog. Wondrous."

"If complete and utter
chaos was lightning, he'd
be the sort to stand on a
hilltop in a thunderstorm
wearing wet copper armour
shouting 'All gods are
bastards.'"
RINCEWIND ON TWOFLOWER

"Yarrrt."

MORT

"Ordinary children get xylophones
for their birthdays, they don't
just ask their grandad to take his
shirt off."
MORT TO DEATH

"Well, I think it was because you
were up to your knees in horseshit,
to tell you the truth."
MORT TO DEATH AGAIN. MY, HE'S A BRAVE LAD.
STUPID TOO.

FOUL OLE RON

"Buggrit."

GLOD

"I like it! Short and slightly dirty - like me!"
GLOD ON THE NAME 'THE BAND WITH ROCKS IN'

"I feel dwarfed!"

SUSAN

"Being Death isn't what I wanted from life."

"You've got bony knees."
SUSAN TO DEATH, DESCRIBING HOW GOOD A GRANDFATHER HE IS

THE LIBRARIAN

"Oook."

"Oook ook oook oook."
("I didn't build it, I
simply put it together.")
THE LIBRARIAN ON THE MOTORBIKE HE
BUILT

AND FINALLY...
A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO THUGS

THUG 1: "I hate ----ing wizards!"
THUG 2: " You shouldn't ----them then."