Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)

I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.

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Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Drebin: No.. you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
Wilma: (cries)

Oh... Frank. This is terrible.
Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Drebin: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
Wilma: (crys again)
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Drebin: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense...

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From the show's opening: "Police Squad! In Color."

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Fom Police Squad!

Drebin : "We think we know how he did it."
Sally Decker:"Oh, Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks."
Drebin: (pause) "well...."