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Bullet Proof
 
    shit_2_do.wav(34K)
    Archie Moses (Adam Sandler): You're gonna fuckin' kill me man... I got shit to do tomorrow.
    didneyland.wav(14K)
    Moses: Didneyland
    disneyland.wav(195K)
    (A larger sample of the above clip)
    Jack Keats (Damon Wayans): This is my retarded friend. He's from Arkansas somewhere and uh he wants to go to Disney Land... Why do you want to go to Disney Land man?
    Moses: Didneyland
    Keats: You see it's Disney Land he wants... Where? I love the way he says Disney Land... Say that again.
    Moses: Didneyland
    stepback.wav(54K)
    Moses: So why don't you STEP THE FUCK BACK before I bitch slap your fuckin' hiney.
    tasteout.wav(62K)
    Moses: You see that he's licking me he loves me.
    Keats: No, he just licked his balls and now he's trying to get that nasty taste out of his mouth.
    bullfighter.wav(82K)
    Cop: Where are you headed sir?
    Moses: I'm going to Mexico... I'm gonna start my life over... I'm gonna be a bullfighter.
    drinking.wav(84K)
    Cop: Have you been drinking sir?
    Moses: I had about a half a beer, but the dog had a lot.
    Dog: (groans)
    chewloud.wav(63K)
    Moses: How about if I chew loud... Sometimes when I eat, I chew loud... yum yum yum yum... you gonna shoot me?
    your_god.wav(138K)
    Moses: Man that was Gods' way of telling you to let me go I think.
    Keats: Yeh, We must serve different gods because mine is saying to shoot you and throw you over that cliff.
    Moses: Well, I don't like your god... Your god scares me.
    piss_on_u.wav(290K)
    Moses: That was a big mistake making me piss my pants like that man... Because it's payback time... I don't know when... I got a good feeling it's when your sleeping... And I know you're gonna sleep soon enough... And then guess what... I'm gonna piss all over you... See that's worse... It's my piss on me right now... You can deal with it when it's your own piss... but you're gonna have my piss on you... And that... That's gross.
    porno.wav(20K)
    Moses: Hey alright, they got porno.
    likeporn.wav(118K)
    Moses: I saw the sign man. You guys got a lot of porno here.
    Charles the Innkeeper (Mark Roberts): Yes, we have an excellent selection.
    Moses: Great, I like the porn.
    Charles: Well... Good.
    wack_off.wav(72K)
    Moses: Being up in the sticks man you must loose your mind around here... nothing else to do... You wack off a lot?
    Charles: What's a lot?
    threesome.wav(169K)
    Moses: Is that your wife back there?
    Charles: Yeh.
    Moses: God damn she's hot!
    Charles: Thank you.
    Moses: Yeh, The three of us... We could burn it up together don't you think.
    Charles: What do you mean?
    Moses: You know damn well what I mean.
    sandwiches.wav(188K)
    Moses: So uh, what do you think? Me... You... The old lady... a little sandwich action.
    Charles: What... What do you mean?
    Moses: Yeh come on, You're a peice of white bread... She's a peice of white bread... I'm a salomi. Let's give it a shot?
    Charles: Well she's not eating sandwiches, she's on a diet right now.
    Moses: Alright, Well think about it.
    weed.wav(41K)
    Moses: Hey man what are you doing? You just wasted good weed!
    gun.wav(114K)
    (Moses tries to escape through the window while taking a shower. Keats stops him by sticking his gun moses' butt.)
    Keats: Let me guess, just dropped the soap.
    Moses: Please get that out of my ass.
    Keats: I want you on the bed now!
    )
    (charles the innkeeper walks by and mistakes this for something else... I think you get the picture.)
    Moses: Hey Charlie.
    Keats: What's up Chuck?
    mom_weed.wav(65K)
    Moses: Could you do me a favor... Could you check in on my mom every once and a while and make sure she not smokin' too much weed.
    greyarea.wav(56K)
    Moses: Will you get over that black and white shit and come over to the grey area already... God damnit there's plenty of room!
    pathetic.wav(38K)
    Moses: Jeeze, I got to learn how to fight... This is pathetic.
    girlfriend.wav(38K)
    Moses: Keats your girlfriend is shooting at me... What do you want me to do, tell her she's pretty?
    bullet.wav(104K)
    Keats: Man, it's just a little flesh wound.
    Moses: A bullet hit my back... It hurts!
    Keats: Try taking one in the head.
    Moses: Alright, yeh, that probably hurt more.
    bullfighter2.wav(26K)
    Moses: Fuck that shit man... I'm gonn be a bull fighter.
 
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