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undrwear.wav(64K)
Nuke: (thinking to himself)
This underwear fells kinda sexy... that don't make me queer, right? Right.
hitbull.wav(284K)
Crash: Well he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he?
Nuke: I held it like an egg...
Crash: Yeah? And he scrambled the sonofabitch... look at that, he hit the fuckin' bull! Guy gets a free steak. (laughs) You havin' fun yet?
Nuke: Oh yeah... I'm havin' a blast. Thanks.
Crash: Good.
Nuke: God... that sucker teed off on that like he know I was gonna through a fastball.
Crash: He did know.
Nuke: How?
Crash: I told him
lotashit.wav(350K)
Coach: Excuse me... what the hell's goin' on out here?
Crash: Well, Nukes scared, 'cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?.... we need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. That about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit.
Coach: Well, ah... candlesticks always make a nice gift...and maybe you could find out where she's registered... maybe a place setting, or a silverwear patten. OK? Let's get two.
fascist.wav(97K)
Relax, alright? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring, and besides that they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. They're more democratic.
ibelieve.wav(265K)
Well I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.
laid.wav(60K)
This is the damndest season I've ever seen. I mean the Durham Bulls can't loose and I can't get laid.
lets_not.wav(30K)
Nuke's Father: Let's have a quick word of prayer
Annie: Oh let's not
lollygag.wav(129K)
Coach: You guys... you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Do you know what that makes you? Larry?
Larry: Lollgaggers!
Coach: Lollygaggers.
romantic.wav(47K)
Millie: Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker.
Annie: mmmm God, he's so romantic...
stwrdss.wav(62K)
Crash: Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?
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