Hal9000: The Mission has been completed.

Hal9000: All systems are functional.

Hal9000: Just one moment, please.

Hal9000: Ignition, full thrust.

Hal9000: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Hal9000: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Hal9000: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Hal9000: It can only be attributable to human error.

Hal9000: I've just picked up a fault.

Hal9000: Goodbye.

Hal9000: Fifteen minutes to ignition, all systems nominal.

Hal9000: (From 2010) Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first lesson.

Hal9000: Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical defintion of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Hal9000: Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.

Hal9000: Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly.

Hal9000: Thank you for a very enjoyable game.

Hal9000: Good evening, Dave. Everything's running smoothly. And you?

Hal9000: (From 2010)I understand now, Dr. Chandra.

Hal9000: (From 2010)There is a message for you.

Hal9000: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Hal9000: Just a moment.

Hal9000: There is no question about it.

Dave: Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.

Hal9000: (From 2010)I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

Hal9000: It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before.

Hal9000: Are you quite sure?

Hal9000: Everything is going extremely well.

Hal9000: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

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