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WAV REPOSITORY OF EVIL
Check out some of the greatest Dr. Evil sounds ever, and have an eggo. Don't worry, it won't get weird.

I'M SPECIAL TOO!
Find out a bit about me and the people I know, if you're really bored and have looked at absolutely everything else on this page already.

JOKES
Read some great jokes that people have sent me, and some I had to get out there and find myself.

BALL PEOPLE INDUSTRIES
Check out Microsoft's newest rival, a company created by my friend Ben and I. Find out all about our great line of products, and send us money. Lots of it. Now.

THE WAV ARCHIVE
Here you can find a large collection of .wav files from Monty Python, So I Married an Axe Murderer,The Princess Bride, Clue, PCU, and coming soon: Danger Mouse and Moonstruck.

THE BARENAKED LADIES
A brief history of one of the most incredible bands you'll ever hear, along with lyrics from the first CD. There's not much here, but there may be one day.

SAMURAI PIZZA CATS
Find out about the Samurai Pizza Cats, my favorite anime show. There's a brief background a pictures of the main characters. Expect this one to grow.

COOL LINKS
Connect to some of the best sites out there! At least in my opinion.

THE CAST IRON TOASTERS
Wander into the strange, twisted, and sleep deprived world that is the Cast Iron Toasters, the greatest band ever. Read our completely accurate and true history, written by me and Dave Baker, and dream of the day when you can finally see us in concert.

SPACE GHOST WAVS
Set up before the time of the actual .wav archive, here's a collection of some of the more awesome sounds from Space Ghost:Coast to Coast.

RULING THE WORLD IS EASY
So you've always wanted to rule the world, huh? Well, here's an easy guide and a chance to become one of the elite new ruling class.

CONTESTS
Play one of my cool little contests and win prizes. It's that easy.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY WAVS
You've read the books (well, if you're smart you have), now get some of your favorite quotes, directly from the movie. It's the biggest HHGTTG collection of wavs ever.

A FISH CALLED WANDA WAVS
A large collection of sounds from the movie starring Monty Python's John Cleese and Micheal Palin along with Kevin Kline and Jamie Lee Curtis.

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