Right here, right now.
Come up behind me, who's not here?
Right here, right NOW!
I'm gonna praise you like a sheeeeeeeed
(I sent this on to Zoe Ball (now Zoe Cook, or should that be Zoe Boy Slim) of BBC Radio 1 Breakfast show fame), I asked what it was like to be praised like a shed, she said about it on air, so I'm famous...well, ok, I'm not, but it did happen, so there!)
He's got a big dick
Now he's bring it close to my lips, yeah!
I'll wash your back, wash your back real good.
I pay for your empties
I fell in love with a Beutiful Stranger
Check this out!
Everybody masturbates! Grump!
Your love is like a roller dictionary
Can you here us Pumping on you radio?
Can you here us Humping on you radio?
Meet a woman, or a man.
(Was 'Meet a woman, settle down')
The only way is Up! Left, right, or down.
(Was 'The only way is up! Baby.')
