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Dan Klatt's  Homage (or Homepage)

Nee h ow , kon ichiwa, hola, aloha, bonjour, hallo, ola', salve, hallo, hej, djen dobry and oh yes, to the English speakers, a hearty hey there.  Thanks for stepping into my little autobiographical cyber-museum. Please stay within marked areas, no flash photography and don't feed the ani mals.

Other than that, be yourself, be all you can be, and be sure to use some of these valuable links. We're here to make your stay as comfortable and entertaining as possible.  If you experience any discomfort, please seek medical attention, otherwise, offer us your feedback, even though your mother told you not to talk to strangers.

Just remember there are no strangers here, only friends you haven't met yet and best friends. Oh yeah, one more thing, enter at your own ri sk. We are not responsible for any psychological or physical damage that may occur as a result of your visit to this homepage. Smoking may cause birth defects and don't remove this tag. Thank you.

This page last updated Aug. 4, 1996. It is periodically being updated, because, as Depeche Mode would say, it's 'Contstruction Time Again.'


I would like to call myself to the stand. (Ohh, the courtroom yelps in unison.) I swear to tell the truth, so help me God.

(This section subtitled: Biography Type Stuff and Things)

I am a 29-year-old boy who calls himself a professional. I live in Ma nitowoc, WI., and work as assistant managing editor of the Herald Times Reporter. I write a CD review column, DJ Play, and have put it on the Internet. I am into politics, music, movies, collecting, investing,philosophy, mysticism and all that is contemporary or futuristic. I occasionally write poetry or songs and I almost always have a keyboard within my grasp. I like to entertain myself, which has the side effect of entertaining those around me. I am single, but far from being single-minded.

Back on Feb. 22, 1996 I met a fantastic woman, LaTonia. She and I met on the Net, so to speak. Actually, I had placed a personals ad on the Internet and she did, too. She lives only about eight miles away from me and saw my ad as she was looking for pen-pals. We corresponded for a few weeks before meeting in person. I have never been happier. We are both totally in love. I have dated several other women before, but none has touched me on a physical, mental, emotional and spiritual plane, as LaTonia does.

Because of my experiences with her, I created LoveLines, a publication devoted to giving single people a forum to find someone special. LaTonia and I distribute it throughout Wisconsin and offer singles the chance to place their personals on the Internet. That's why I created LoveLines Net. Check it out and respond to people who interest you there.

I also distribute another publication, DJ Play+, circulated between Green Bay, Madison, Milwaukee and Janesville, all in Wisconsin. It is devoted to CD and concert reviews and offered free in record and convenience stores. I also have several other plans for side businesses, such as giving people reports listing probable sources for financial aid for college, creating personalized children's books with people's child as the star and many other services. I'll tell you about them here. Thanks for stopping by. Come back again and I'll have more links and information. Have fun.

Oh yes, before you go, I have something serious here to discuss. Please check out this link, which is to the Story of the International Trust Movement. The book has a strong message that potentially could prevent a lot of violence and in general make people more tollerant of one another and respectful of others. Thanks.



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