DEVILED MICE IN DROPPINGS
Make a batch of deviled eggs. Use sliced black olives for eyes and chopped pimentos for a nose. If you'd like to be totally gross, serve on a bed of mouse droppings (chocolate sprinkles).
WITCHES FINGERS
Make a pizza crust in a standard rectangular cookie sheet. Slice the baked crust into finger sized lengths, cover with shredded mozerella cheese and place a sliced red pepper at the end for a gory fingernail. Bake at 350 degrees long enough to melt the cheese.
PUS POCKETS
Using purchased pita rounds, stuff each with a mixture of mozerella and romano cheese with a bit of Italian seasoning. Bake at 350 degrees until the pocket is browned and the cheese is melted. Remove from oven and poke a hole in the top of each pocket allowing the "pus" to ooze and surround with a bit of pizza sauce blood if you wish - revolting!
KITTY LITTER
Make a batch of Bisquick dough and mix with a pound of cooked sausage and 8 ounces of shredded cheddar cheese. Shape into "dumps" of different sizes and bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Place the "dumps" into a bed of cooked rice, mixing them in the rice "litter" like the kitty does. I have served this in a new kitty litter pan with a litter scoop - it's actually pretty tasty!
HALLOWEEN PIZZA
Using a purchased crust (or make your own) use your imagination to make a giant monster face. Black olive eyes, green pepper eyebrows, chopped pepperoni mouths, red pepper ears, shredded mozerella hair etc. are a lot of fun for kids to add (and eat). I have also used individual biscuits to make "personal" pizzas (which can look like little Jack-O-Lanterns).
NOSE BLOW BURRITOS
Make a mixture of refried beans, sour cream and cheese to taste. Wrap in flour tortillas, add salsa if desired. Be sure to serve these with Kleenexes for the grossest results!
BOOGERS ON A STICK
Melt together some Velveeta cheese with a bit of green food coloring (looks remarkably like snot!) Use large pretzel sticks like a fondue to repeatedly dip the end in the booger mixture until you end up with a big one on the end of the stick.
CRISPY CATERPILLAR COCOONS
Prepare a package of brown and serve sausages according to directions. Allow to cool then slice each in half lengthwise and squeeze a line of mustard along the center. Put the halves back together and wrap each larvae in a crescent roll. Bake according to package instructions. Juicy little bug torsos!
EAR WAX WEINERS ON COTTON SWABS
Place a package of cocktail franks on a broiler pan and brush with melted butter. Broil until evenly browned. While cooking, mix together the earwax (1/2 cup mustard and 1/2 cup mayonnaise). Pierce each frank on a toothpick, then stick a wet cotton ball on the end of the pick. Place the bowl of earwax in the center of your serving platter and dip to your heart's content!
POTTY JELLO
(Disclaimer: I have served this but only to a group of nurses who thought it was hilarious - it's probably a bit too gross for girls!) Mix lemon jello according to package directions. Serve in a child's potty seat. For added disgust, float in a few tootsie rolls or Oh!Henry bars.
SEWER SODA
Let a quart of chocolate chip ice cream sit until it softens a bit. Spoon into glasses about halfway then pour about 3 tablespoons chocolate syrup into each glass. Fill to the top with club soda and stir with a spoon. Serve with a straw and spoon for excavating those brown lumps. If you love disgusting, plop in a tootsie roll!
BLOODY BUG JUICE
Place a 24 ounce bag of thawed frozen strawberries in a bowl and mash with a fork. Mix in a 6 ounce can frozen lemonade concentrate and a quart of ginger ale. Place a handful of blueberries into the bowl and watch the "bugs" and scum rise to the top. Drape a few gummy worms over the edges of the bowl for effect.
SULFURIC ACID SWIG
Mix together a 6 ounce can lemonade concentrate, 1/2 cup lemon juice and 1 cup grapefruit juice. Add the amount of water called for on the lemonade can. Pour into glasses filling halfway and add a scoop of lemon sherbet to to each. Fill the remainder of the glasses with club soda and pucker up!
CHIPS AND LIPS
Separate 6 English muffins into halves, rough side up onto cookie sheet. Place a layer of shredded mozerella on each. Cut tomatoes in half and use a teaspoon to scoop out the tomato innards then use scissors to cut lips from the tomato skins. Place your lips shiny side up on each muffin half and broil for 3-5 minutes until cheese begins to brown. You may add some onion fangs for a little scare.
WORMS AU GRATIN
Boil together a batch of egg noodles and spaghetti (enough for your crowd) and drain. Toss with butter and 2-3 cups grated American cheese. Pour the cooked worms into a greased casserole dish and prepare your dirt. In a small bowl, crumble some well-done whole wheat toast into crumbs and mix with melted butter and salt to create dirt. Sprinkle the dirt over the worms and broil for 5 minutes. Nice and slimy!
SPAGHETTI AND EYEBALLS
Mix together 1 and 1/2 pounds ground beef, 1 cup breadcrumbs, 1 tablespoon ketchup, 1 egg and 1 teaspoon oregano in a bowl. Form into about 20 meatballs (eyeball sockets). Press a pimento stuffed olive into each socket, pimento side out. Place into baking dish, cover with a 14 ounce jar of spaghetti sauce and bake for 45 minutes. Cook spaghetti as usual. When eyeballs are done, carefully spoon onto spaghetti, iris side up and spoon sauce around them. Nothing like having your food watching you.
GANGRENOUS SCRAMBLED LEGS
Prepare a package of Brown and Serve sausages according to package directions and slice in half lengthwise. Make a batch of your standard scrambled eggs, adding a bit of green food coloring before cooking. Place legs (sausages) on plates and add the gangrene around the edges. You may sprinkle with a bit of mozerella for a pus-covered touch.
BRAINS ON THE HALF SKULL
Bake your standard potatoes and scoop out the insides - the shells form your skulls. Fill skulls with cooked spaghetti mixed with spaghetti sauce. Nice bloody brains.
CRUDITES WITH VOMIT DIP
You will need some dipping veggies (carrot sticks, celery, etc.) Make a lovely bowl of vomit for dipping by mixing 2 cups cottage cheese, 1 envelope dry onion soup mix, 1/4 cup milk and yellow food coloring for that lovely vomit shade. Mix together and remember that lumpy is more realistic!