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This 'ere place kin and should teach ya'll how to spot Hicks or Rednecks anywhare ya is:

A-kordin to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy ... the ulustrius potentate of us Hicks and Rednecks ... it is easy to spot one of us in a crowd ...
So as ya'll mite know if'n ya is a Redneck ... I have recorded a few favert Redneck spottin' signals here ...

If'n ya ever did hear Mr. Foxworthy then ya'll know that these 'ere pieces begin with
"You might be a Redneck (or Hick) if ..."

...Y're Gramma keeps a spit can on the enda the ironin' board.
... Ya show the cops y're belt buckle when they asks fer y're ID.
... Y're wife's hairdo has been deestroyed by a ceilin' fan at least twice.
... Y're porch collapses and kills mor'n two dawgs.
... Folks stop at y're house a thinkin' yr're havin' a yard sale.
... Ya mow y're grass and find a car.
... Y're rich uncle buys a house, and ya have to help 'im take off it's wheels.
... Y're family tree duz not fork.
... Ya go to family reunions lookin' fer a date.
... Ya've been married three times but have the same in-laws.
... Folks tells ya to quit lyin' through y're tooth.
... Y're favert TV program shows somebody else fishin'.

We'll that there's just a few signs fer spottin' Hicks.
'Corse we Hicks also have a habbit of cuttin' off syllables to some words ... LOL. We sometimes mis-spell things ... but usually ya kin spot one of us by the way we swap some words fer others.

FER EXAMPLE:
A Hick says: Ya'll fer the words ... you all.
or
A Hick says: Yonder fer the word ... there.
and
Howdy = hello      Eether = either
Kinna = kind of      Yunto = do you want to
Yep = yes      Vittles or Grub = food
Nope = no      Reckon = suppose or guess
Kin = can or relatives      C'mere = come here

Jeez ... I almost fergot ... most Hicks is religis, we go to church and love Jesus and I fer one can't wait ta hear Saint Peter say, "Cumon ya'll hop in the truck, weze headin' up to the big house now."

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