Dear Editor,
Where have you been?
I check in every once in a while to see what you've been up to, and you haven't been up to anything lately!
Don't you think it's about time you actually wrote something? And what about that little guy? You used to do such a good job keeping us posted on what he's been up to.
I don't think I'm the only one who feels betrayed by your total lack of consideration here - just get us going and then quit!
Do you think you could finally get your act together?
Disappointed *Subscriber*
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Dear Abbey,
I guess the last thing I ever should have done was bring home another computer. I thought it would be fun to have one of my own, but now I can't seem to get my wife to do more than nod at me once in a while.
At least while she's in front of her machine, I can use mine. I like the games, but she's always on-line.
Is there anyway I could go on-line at the same time so maybe she would start talking to me again?
Over Wired
Dear Over,
Methinks your plan has gone awry and perhaps you should consider some well-timed power outages instead.
