Santa, you should be ashamed, singing bout
Grandma that way and it was your Reindeer that did it!
Ok, boys and girls, this one's for you
Now yall know the rules...ya gotta be good, you shouldn't pout, whine or cry! And you know, I'm gonna tell ya why..
Cause that Golly ole Feller, ain't gonna show up and listen to all that stuff! Now see, he is a coming to town soon Yea, you know who, Santa Claus, who else? So, be minding yore manners, and watching those P's and Q's cause I think he has eyes in the back of his head and can see YOU!
Oh, and when your mama says do something,
better do it, LICK_I_T_SPLIT!
Now, that's a NO NO
One more thing, here's a note from
Santa..."Now children, don't forget my milk and cookies, ya hear?"