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"How do I get through to a girl like you workin' at the pretzel station at the mall (yeah yeah), beautiful lips, like strawberry Quik, I saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick, but you won't check me out 'cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack, I won't be surprised, if you don't call me tonight, 'cause I'm lamer then lame, uncool in every single way, but your boyfriend makes you wanna cry, don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy, how can I even make you understand, when I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband (oh no), saw you on the bus laughin' with your pretty friends, I was in back with the retarded kids, tried to say hello at the high school dance, but I wet my pants, I won't be surprised, if you don't call me tonight, 'cause I'm lamer then lame, uncool in every single way, but your boyfriend makes you wanna cry, don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy, we could be happy, I could be the one you're looking for, I could get a haircut, and I'd give up the video games, no need to explain, why you didn't know my name, 'cause I'm lamer then lame, uncool in every single way, but your boyfriend makes me wanna cry, don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy, lamer."

Sorry I haven't updated in months. I'm a little bitch. Yeah, I know it. Smack that bitch. Yeah. Oh, excuse me.

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(since 2-1-99)