I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah,
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S~O~D~A, soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y~O~D~A, Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well I been around, but I ain't never seen,
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green.
Oh my Yoda. Yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air, just by raising his hand.
Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda. Yo yo yo yo Yoda....
Well I left home just a week before
And I never ever met a Jedi before,
But Obi Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force..."
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben,
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again,
With my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda. Yo yo yo yo Yoda...
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda...
So I used the Force.
I picked up a box..
I lifted some rocks..
While I stood on my head
Well I won't forget what Yoda said...
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide...
"Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
But remember~if you kill him then you'll be unemployed."
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess,
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back someday,
I'll be playing this part til I'm old and gray...
A long term contract I had to sign,
So I'll be making these movies til the end of timeWith my
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda