what do I do for a living?.....I
work. ....I eat, and I sleep.
I like children a heck of a lot better then adults (i use to run a daycare)...they
think noisy bodily functions are cool.....they are blunt, honest, and have
not yet learned to be fake...and it is my job to see that they stay that
way....one of my favorite past times was to take pictures of the kids
i use to care for.... it was a blast, i miss those little monsters
I'm a huge family person....I
love to include myself in everyone else's families....it's great fun...i
once read that families aren't always just biological....being born into
a family is no different then being included in one...i agree......don't
get me wrong...i love my family.....I have an older brother ...earl...a
younger sister..... carolyn
a niece named sarah and
a mom ( who are
off being missionaries)
Oh hey....i forgot to tell
you that i do roomates.....well i don't actually do them...but i live with
them.....different ones all the time.........makes life interesting...
These are my quotes....for
they are me
HUMOR IS MY BEST MEDICINE....BUT
IT ALSO IS MY GREATEST DEFENSE.
SHIT HAPPENS TO THE
BEST OF US....BUT THE BEST OF US GET UP....WASH OFF...AND MOVE ON.
i know it's kind of
wacky...but i would like to share with you some favorite quotes that i
have come across......
last night i lay in bed looking up at
the stars...thinking to myself...where the hell is the ceiling?
me?..... getting smart with you?......how
would you know?
very funny Scotty...now beam down my
clothes
i love cats...they taste just like
chicken
at least i have a positive attitude
towards my destructive habits
Someday we'll look back on this.....laugh
nervously and change the subject
Thank-you...we're all refreshed and
challenged by your unique point of view.
I like you...you remind me of me....when
i was young and stupid.
no matter how hard you try....you can't
baptize a cat
If a cow laughed....would milk come
out her nose?
Well thats it....if there
is anything else you would like to know...ask away.....don't be shy...i'm
not
