DEDICATION TO CAT
DEDICATION TO MY FRIEND,CAT.....
"This page is lovingly dedicated to my friend cat.
You have shown much patience,my friend.
I appreciate it!"
Cat has helped me keep my sanity while losing hers!
With much encouragement,I(we) are getting these pages finished.
A big "THANK-YOU,FRIEND!"
A dog will come when called, a cat will take a message and get back to you.
You don't have to wonder if the cat is lying to you.
Cats don't criticize your friends
Cats don't care if you are fat!!
cats do not care whether you shave your legs.
Cats (almost) always hit the litter box.
Life is hard and then you nap.
You are a cat person if ...all your friends have fleas!
In our house I meow so well I fool my kitties. :-)))

RULES FOR CATS WHO HAVE A HOUSE TO RUN
1. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room.
To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.
Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it.
After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things.
This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.
2. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly.
If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug.
If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good.
When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot.
3. BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom.
It is not necessary to do anything-just sit and stare.
4. HAMPERING: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity
and the other is idle, stay with the busy one.
This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering."
Following are the rules for "hampering":
a) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook.
You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of
being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
b) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
c) For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner
so as to obscure as much of the work as possible or at least the most important part.
Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles.
The worker may try to distract you; ignore it.
Remember, the aim is to hamper work.
Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you.
d) For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes
or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep your aim in mind!
First, sit on the paper being worked on.
When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table.
When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability.
After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.
e) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump.
5. WALKING: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human,
especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms,
in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning.
This will help their coordination skills.
6. BEDTIME: Always sleep on the human at night so s/he cannot move.

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