Auntie EM's Geezer Check

• Your first concern in clothing and shoes is, "Are they comfortable?" rather than "How do they look?"
• You pay the bills before they are due.
• You are never late anymore, in fact, you always arrive 15 minutes early.
• You have a chair that is "yours"; if you are married, so does your spouse.
• You refuse to drink anything after 7 p.m.
• You start looking for friends who will drive after dark.
• You start looking for friends who will drive.
• You carry around a little album of pictures of your grandchildren.
• You have any great-grandchildren.
• Your arms are not long enough for you to read newsprint.
• Your favorite radio stations are talk or oldies.
• You have quit reading self-help books because you are the way you are.
• You find your old lunch box in an antique shop.
• You no longer want the things you can finally afford.
• You go out for dinner at 5:30 p.m.
• You look forward to dull evenings at home.
• Your card club changes from playing at night to playing in the afternoon.
• You know how to play bridge.
• You can remember THE war.
• You know how to waltz.

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