Cat Translation Dictionary

Volume I -- Common Phrases


 Cat phrase              Means   

 miaow                   Feed me.

 meeow                   Pet me.

 mrooww                  I love you.

 Miioo-oo-oo             I am in love and must meet my
                         betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
                         Don't wait up.

 mrow                    I feel like making noise.

 rrrow-mawww             Please, the time is come to tidy
               		 the cat box.

 rrrow-miawww            I have remedied the cat box untidiness
                         by shoveling the contents as far out
                       	 of the box as was practical.

 miaowmiaow              Play with me.

 Miaowmioaw              Have you noticed the shortage of
                         available cat toys in this room?

 mioawmioaw              Since I can find nothing better to
               		 play with, I shall see what happens
               		 when I sharpen my claws on this
       			 handy piece of furniture.

 raowwwww   	    	 I think I shall now spend time
               		 licking the most private parts
               		 of my anatomy.

 mrowwwww     		 I am now recalling, with
               		 sorrow, that some of my private
               		 parts did not return with me
       			 from that visit to the vet.
       			  
 Roww-maww-roww          I am so glad to see that you have
               		 returned home with both arms full
               		 of groceries. I will now rub myself
               		 against your legs and attempt to
               		 trip you as you walk towards the
               		 kitchen.
	
 gakk-ak-ak  	         My digestive passages seem to have
               		 formed a hairball. Wherever could
               		 this have come from? I shall leave
               		 it here upon the carpeting.

 mow            	 Snuggling is a good idea.

 moww           	 Shedding is pretty good, too.

 mowww!           	 I was enjoying snuggling and shedding
               		 in the warm clean laundry until you
               		 removed me so unkindly.

 Miaow! Miaow!  	 I have discovered that, although one
               		 may be able to wedge his body through
               		 the gap behind the stove and into that
               		 little drawer filled with pots and pans,
               		 the reverse path is slightly more
               		 difficult to navigate.

 Mraakk!                 Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

 ssssRoww!               I believe that I have found a
                         woodchuck or similar animal.

 mmmrowmmm               It is certain that the best tasting
                         fish is one you have caught yourself.

 mmmmmmm                 If I sit in the sunshine for another
                         hour or so, I think I shall be
                         satisfied.

 Mreoaw                  Please ask room service to send up
                         another can of tunafish.

 Mreeeow                 Do you serve catnip with that?

 mroow                   I have forced my body into a tiny
                         space in order to look cute.
                         How'm I doin?

 Miaooww! Mriaow!        Since you are using the can opener,
                         I am certain that you understand the
                         value of a well-fed and pampered
                         cat. Please continue.


As you can see, it may take years of practice to be able to accurately distinguish some of these forms.

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