You Can Learn From a Cat
- Curiosity Never killed anything, except may be a few hours
- Variety is the spice of life; one day ignore people, the next day annoy them
- Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there
- If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps
- When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times
- When in doubt, cop an attitude
- Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner
- Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
- Find your place in the sun, especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry
- Always give generously, a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care"
- When you go out in the world, remember : that being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege
