Callie and Nosey's Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat bites?
     Catnip!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
     It's meow-sic to their ears!

What's every cat's favorite song?
     Three Blind Mice!

Where do cats write down notes?
     Scratch Paper!

Why does everyone love cats?
     They're purr-fect!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
     A sourpuss!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
     A first-aid kit!

What's a cat's favorite food?
     Petatoes!

What's a cat's second favorite food?
     Spa-catti!

What kind of cats lay around the house?
     Car-pets!

How do cats buy things?
     From a cat-alogue!

What do you call it when a cat stops?
     A paws!

Why do cats eat furballs?
     Because they love a good gag!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
     Catsup!

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