The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you

couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General

Purpose" vehicle, GP

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of

footballs.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. BE CAREFUL!

1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.

2.In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage."

3.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all

weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

6.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

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